Tuesday, March 20, 2012

I just don't know what to think about this...



Okay so, this card is in the OCG's VJMP or VJUMP. I'm sure that a lot of TCG players will look at this and go wow this card is garbage and probably tributes something or whatever to do 1000 points of damage or some lame shit. This card, oh my god, this card. Retarded! Okay let me show you what this does.

Oyacorn
EARTH
****
Plant/Effect
If there is a face-up Field Spell Card on the field, this card gains 1000 ATK.
ATK/ 1200 DEF/ 800

So. About Normal Summoning this or Lonefire Blossom who would tribute itself to Special Summon Oyacorn from the Deck, then activating Black Garden and be set for days? Or maybe the fact that you can throw this randomly in Gravekeepers for a free 2200 ATK monster with Necrovalley out. Being an Earth monster sure is cool too. One of the cards it comes with too is rather retarded as well. Shall we move on to that one now?




Wonder how many people immediately facepalmed and thought to themselves; "Oh great another Blackwing". Well yes, this card is stupid as well, probably more so than Oyacorn. So look at the effects guys and enjoy.

Blackwing - Gladius the Midnight Sun
DARK
***
Winged Beast/Effect
If you control exactly 1 face-up "Blackwing" monster, except "Blackwing - Gladius the Midnight Sun", you can Special Summon this card (from your hand). Once per turn, this card cannot be destroyed by battle.
ATK/ 800 DEF/ 1500

So... its easy to search with Black Whirlwind, recycleable from the Graveyard with Dark Eruption, all you need is a Tuner, Special Summon this, Synchro Summon into a Blackwing monster, Special Summon another Gladius who can protect itself from destruction by battle once per turn. I'm sure some broken plays may pop up in Vayu Turbo decks with Leviair the Sea Dragon. Sigh, what will Konami release next? Oh wait, the TCG is waiting on that new Six Samurai Xyz Monster, and the OCG has announced a new WATER themed Structure Deck, and we're still waiting to hear and find out more about the exclusives that will show up in Galactic Overlord, like Tardy Orc who clearly has Tour Bus in its cards art. Should be an even more fun format with lots of even more fun cards...

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